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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video While other media outlets bring you ...
published: 13 May 2013
author: The Onion
3:10
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can no...
published: 13 Feb 2012
author: The Onion
2:38
The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Ro...
published: 17 Jun 2013
author: The Onion
3:37
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool,...
published: 21 Nov 2012
author: The Onion
2:10
HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'
HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know wha...
published: 29 Jul 2012
author: The Onion
1:14
Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography
Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself...
published: 28 Dec 2012
author: The Onion
1:55
New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung...
published: 02 Jul 2013
author: The Onion
2:43
The Onion Reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler'
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler' in this week...
published: 16 Aug 2013
author: The Onion
1:45
Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House
Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as "profoundly disturbed," a n...
published: 06 Sep 2013
8:12
Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Six sexy singles move into America's...
published: 12 Jul 2012
author: The Onion
2:24
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment m...
published: 05 Feb 2008
author: The Onion
2:01
What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Employers About You?
The First Responders discuss how to keep the amateur porn you make from affecting your job...
published: 29 Sep 2012
author: The Onion
2:32
Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap
Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families o...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: The Onion
1:52
'The Internship' Poised To Be Biggest Comedy Of 2005
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Critics say the upcoming Vince Vaugh...
published: 04 Jun 2013
author: The Onion
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The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely p...
published: 12 Dec 2012
author: The Onion
2:07
Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?
The First Responders debate the U.S. military's use of drone planes to rain fiery death up...
published: 20 Mar 2012
author: The Onion
2:02
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramif...
published: 09 Mar 2010
author: The Onion
2:37
Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about ...
published: 07 Mar 2012
author: The Onion